- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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