- Anti Joke

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

When is a door not a door? Never.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know