Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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