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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

V I T A M I N C !

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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