- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.