-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Anti Joke

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