- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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