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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Equal rights!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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