- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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