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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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