- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What is older than history?

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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