- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Knock Knock? Come in.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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