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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Irish sobriety

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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