What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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