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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's better than a stick? A stone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...