- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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