yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

My spelling is horrible

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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