- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

"Knock knock" Come in!

Women's rights

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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