- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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