How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

why was the boy crying he had cancer

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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