- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Whats green? The color green.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

the game

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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