- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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