A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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