Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

The Morman Religion.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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