Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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