Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Sam Hengal.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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