What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

nolan is gay

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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