- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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