Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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