- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's half of 8? o

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

The WNBA

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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