- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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