Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Penis.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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