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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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