- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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