Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Anti Joke

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