What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Okay, after this one then...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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