Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

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