- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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