Raveena Thandhan

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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