What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A Serbian Film

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...