- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

a man was shot.... he died

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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