People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If you're happy and you know it get a life

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

black chicken. kfc

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops