- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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