- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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