What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Hello

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Anti Joke

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