- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Women's rights

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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