I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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