How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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