What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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black chicken. kfc

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Anti Joke

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