Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Anti Joke

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