- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A seal walks into a club.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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