Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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you suck

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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