- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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