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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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