Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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