How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

WOMENS RIGHTS

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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