What's blue? The sky.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How old are you? 7

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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