why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A hill billy went fishing

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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