Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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