- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Whats worse than a joke? This

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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