- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What comes after 69? 70

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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