- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

why was the cat black it was a black cat

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