Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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bryden is a faggot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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