What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A fish swims up your penis...

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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