Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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