- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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