- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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