- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

YEAH THEY DO!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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