- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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