- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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