what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

ask me if im a door yes

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Chris is hairy

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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