Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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NEVER

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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