- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

whats white jizz

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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