- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why is this joke funny because your laughing

I like school Said no one ever.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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