(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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