Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What is worse than torture? Not much.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

The WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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