- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Knock Knock Come in

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Asian women drivers...

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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