- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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