- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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