- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How high is the sky? True or False

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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