- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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