- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

i killed my family

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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