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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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