- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

#Hanging Degus

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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