- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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