Anti-jokes are funny.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How old are you? 7

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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