- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.